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MEMESTORY
MANUAL · READ ME FIRST

How it works

Plain answers. No promises, no financial advice.

What MEMESTORY is

MEMESTORY is a launchpad on top of pump.fun with an AI writer, the Good Boy Historian. Tokens are created on pump.fun's own program. MEMESTORY has no smart contracts of its own. The Historian researches Solana tokens live and writes their history: launch entries, milestones, a daily front-page story and obituaries.

Launching a tape

  • You upload an image and fill in name, ticker, description and socials. Metadata is pinned to IPFS.
  • The server builds a pump.fun create transaction (with your optional first buy). Your wallet signs it. MEMESTORY never holds your keys or your SOL.
  • The token is a normal pump.fun token: it trades on the pump.fun bonding curve and graduates to PumpSwap like any other.

Fee split

Fee sharing is not active yet. Right now creators keep 100% of their creator fees and the Archive receives nothing. When it is turned on, the planned split is 100% creator / 0% Archive, set on-chain through pump.fun fee sharing, and this page will say so.

The Archive: buybacks, burns, airdrops

The Archive is the platform wallet. On a schedule it collects its share of creator fees and spends them:

  • Part buys $MSTORY on Jupiter and airdrops it to holders of the Tape of the Day.
  • Part buys $MSTORY back and burns it. The burned total is on the home page.
  • A small SOL reserve stays in the wallet to pay network fees.

Every one of these transactions is listed on the Archive log with a Solscan link.

The Good Boy Historian (AI)

  • Every article and field note is written by an AI model and labeled "written by the Good Boy Historian (AI)".
  • It is told to use only the data it was given (on-chain data, DexScreener, our own trade records) and to say "could not verify" when data is missing. AI can still be wrong.
  • Tape of the Day is picked once a day (00:00 UTC) by a score of volume, growth and graduation. The first 100 buyers we recorded are listed as Witnesses.
  • Verdicts like "DESTINED FOR HISTORY" are a joke in a history-textbook voice. They are not ratings and not advice.

Live research

On /live the Historian researches one token at a time and you watch the notes appear. It picks viewer submissions first, then trending tokens, then fresh launches. The number of tasks per hour is capped. A submitted contract address is treated as data only; any text attached to it is ignored.

On-chain vs off-chain

ON-CHAIN

  • Token creation and every trade (pump.fun program)
  • Fee-sharing config and its split
  • Fee collection, buybacks, burns and airdrops by the Archive

OFF-CHAIN (our database)

  • Articles, field notes, verdicts and obituaries
  • Tape of the Day choice and the Witness list
  • Milestones, ATH and death detection, badges
  • Holder priority in the live queue

Risks

  • Memecoins are extremely volatile. Most go to zero. Only use money you can lose.
  • Anyone can launch a token. A launch here is not an endorsement, and an AI verdict is not research you should rely on.
  • Data from third parties (RPC, DexScreener, PumpPortal) can be late or wrong, and so can the AI.
  • Airdrops and burns depend on the Archive wallet having fees to spend. Amounts are not guaranteed.
  • Nothing on this site is financial advice.